kelly: do you think my blog is entertaining?
nicole: ya
kelly: if you had to pay a dollar everytime you read it would you?
nicole: kelly, i dont have internet banking.

talk about being out of point.

today i went to the birthday party of a 2 year old. why do 2 year olds need birthday parties? its not like they know whats happening. they're probably wondering why these weird adults are staring at them with camera while they cut a cake with candles lit which could burn them.and on top of that the weird adults would definitely be singing and clapping like fools looking unbelievably excited and photographing every move they make. how stupid are we.