Sup. Many things have happened since I was last here. I'm now a year older. This means I'm almost hitting the halfway mark of my life line. I'm a day closer to being shoved into a little wooden box and being either burned or buried in dirt. Everything I love and cherish will then be thrown away, destroyed or donated to needy people. But then again, I'm sure needy people wouldn't want the hospital gloves and face masks stolen from the hospital which I keep in the flowery lunch box I purchased along with the first aid items I stole from school. I wonder what they will do with all my autographed merchandise by a number of my favourite people in the world. And the necklace that I always wear. The photographs of me. Where will they go? In time, everything will be rubbish. Everything I love will be rubbish. That doesn't sound too nice huh. Anyway, Obama is officially president. Yay.
I have long fingers. I could probably be a pickpocket if I wanted to. I do enjoy stealing occasionally. I always pickpocket Nicole and wait for her to notice then when she does she always accuses me and I always deny all her accusations for too long until I get bored and give her her stuff back. The other day at lunch I stole her wallet. Then it slipped my mind that I stole it and she didn't notice so she didnt ask me back for it. Then a few days later, she was telling me she lost her wallet and that she went to school and realised she didnt have her wallet then she couldn't eat and stuff. haha Then suddenly it dawned on me. Oh no. I have her wallet. I then gave it back and a couple of minutes later I stole a ring from her. haha. She still hasn't asked me for it.
By the way, I'm not a klepto or anything, I just like annoying Nicole and I really like first aid supplies. I've no idea why. Whenever I see any first aid stuff, I feel really tempted to steal it. Its kinda like how a junkie needs a fix. I need to have first aid supplies. And I've actually been waiting for an accident ever since I started collecting first aid stuff so I can use it but no one ever gets injuries so as my last resort I always used to bandage myself up for school then create some bullshit about how I sustained my injury which suprisingly works on many people. Okay, so call me if you need medical attention but I cannot promise that I know what I'm doing. Bye
