So, Red Bull. It's awesome. I really feel like having a Red Bull right now. But I can't cause I just had one five minutes ago. The fact that I don't have anymore also contributes to me not being able to have it. Life just isn't working in my favour right now. I wanted to ask Nicole to follow me to the petrol kiosk to get more but she's sleeping and I can't go alone because whenever I do, I get stalked by this dog which has like a kelly-is-alone-today radar. And he always looks at me like I'm a thanksgiving turkey which he's dying to devour. Its pretty disturbing. If I were a meat, I really wouldn't wanna be turkey.

So anyway, I read somewhere that Red Bull can be dangerous when mixed with alcohol. But JaggerBombs are like the best drink in the whole world. The whole wide world. The Vodka we had at Beerfest was also really good. Not like the normal Vodka which I don't particularly like. Its really really good but it's $350 per bottle. So I'm not having it anytime soon. Unless I get a job that pays a decent salary. Even then, I'd probably waste it on 116 cans of Red Bull.

So the Man Utd game just finished. I was at the edge of my bloody seat the whole game. And I really mean the edge, I almost fell a couple of times. But thanks to Mr Vidic, I could finally calm down even if it took 90 minutes. I like the pressure of last minute goals but then I don't like the pressure cause I feel like smashing something at someone all the damn time. When the goal finally came, I think I jumped so high that I grew a couple of centimetres.

Anyway, I'm going to predict something sometime soon. Very soon.

And, HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICOLE. I hope you liked your gifts.

Remember that you're 18 now, so you can go to jail. So don't do anything stupid and if you do, call me along so you won't get caught cause we all know that you can manage to get caught doing something illegal by someone who is blind, deaf and legless.