todays topic: STRANGE FAMILY MEMBERS
ok so my sister(michelle) is leaving for australia tmr. no she is not following the entire singaporean population whos migrating there. shes backpacking there for a month. with a backpack. yup. that means nicole will be in a manic depressive state. she has separation anxiety. ok i wanna share something with all my blog readers. something that will change your life forever. according to my mom, if you follow the 4 golden rules(3 e's and a c) who will have a perfect lfe.
1. Enough sleep
2. Eat nutritious food
3. Exercise
4. Clean house
now well equiped with everything you need to face the world. i promise you my friend, you will be a success.
oh and if you wanna reach nirvana you will have go to church religiously.
alright wanna know something about my mother. like this one time i was watching heroes downstairs, she told me she could draw the future. later that day, she told me she can read peoples mind. a few days later when i asked her about it, she denied it. hmm. adults...they can be so strange.
alright next.. my grandmother. shes wheelchair bound. so she sits in her wheelchair all day, watching tv. but she cant really see very well. sometimes she thinks im a robber. and sometimes she even reads the news papers??
ok so just now nicole michelle and i were sitting downstairs talking and she was sitting in her wheelchair watching tv(the usual). then she picked up this foreign object(umbrella) she examined every part of it as if it were alien to her. everything was quiet and still when suddenly she flicks the flicking part and WHOOSH(or whatever sound umbrellas make) the objects opens out in a very odd fashion and my grandmother sits there appauled, amazed,terrified yet proud of how far humans have come. they can even shelter themselves from rain. wow.... ah im tired of telling this story, ill tell you next time
about how nicole can fly and michelle has the power to annoy. i know superheros. bye