alright. today i found out that i have a friend who's intelligence level is as high as like einstein and like other smart people. this mystery woman has been hiding her knowledge for years. but now ladies and gentlemen she has come out of the bag. she is ready to use her intelligence for the good of mankind. she is ready to face the thousands of critics who will probably try to bring her down. SHE IS READY TO FACE THE WORLD. she is............hougangs very own. GRACE CHOO!!
so a few nights ago when i was bored i sent 5 people some of lifes unanswered questions and believe it or not Grace Choo has answered ALL 5!!!!!!!
from the questions below, i intend to prove to you not only graceses intelligence but the amazing way she thinks and processes all the questions. grace is trully a star. a rising star.

Question 1:
Why are buildings called buildings if theyre already built.

Graceses Answer:
Buildings are called buildings because this man named Jack Building used 3 sticks to form a house. So when the first building in the world was created, it was named after Jack Building.

Question 2:
Why is it that elderly people are called old and young people are not called new?

Graceses Answer:
There was this guy named Lenny Frankurt. He was middled aged, neither young/elderly. BUT he was bias against the elderly people so he started a riot and called them OLD PEOPLE! he also threw away all their toilet roll.

Question 3:
If pizza's are round why are they in square boxes?

Graceses Answer:
In 1922, pizza's were created and originated from Singapore. It all started with the merlion. (But that is another story) They were originally packed in circle boxes, because that's the shape of pizzas, duh. Ok back to the point, everyone loved these circular boxes, they would even purposely buy pizza's for the sake of these circular boxes! Some whackos even threw the pizzas away because they just wanted these boxes. Matthew Pizzabox Lim, was soooo obssesed that he even changed his last name to Pizzabox. BUT, one day, the pizza box machine was in danger! A comet from outer space landed on it and oh no! The pizza box making machine was dooomed!
The pizza box making machine wasn't hurt, but even worse! There were no more circular pizza boxes!!!! GOSH! So square pizza boxes were invented instead. OH THE HORROR! Matthew Pizzabox Lim was sooooo upset he changed his middles name to Matthew Pizzaboxessucknowthattheyareshapedinsquares Lim.

Question 4:
Why is it that i have never seen a baby pegion?

Graceses Answer:
You've never seen a baby pegion before because....
Ok here we go: A long long time ago (and believe me, i mean i long time ago), baby pegions RULED the earth! (and believe me, they ruled the earth) They used to roam around in their squaddly feet and boss human about. One day, Julie Branabus got sick of all of this boosing about. She stood up for herself, for her family for her country, Ok, so she rented a baby pegion costume from "Costumes R Us" and she started blending in with the other baby pegions. THEN, she got them! She strangled one of them and held 3 in hostage. Finally, they decided to make a deal and a truce. Baby pegions will never be seen on the face of this Earth and in return all the baby pegions were returned.

Question 5:
Do penguins have knees?

Graceses Answer:
Well, basically, this concept of penguins having no knees is false. Because they have stick like legs, people tend to confuse their legs as sticks. Well, once upon a time, penguins used to have thich hairy legs! Four legs in fact! This jealous zookeeper who had 2 hairless thin stick like legs, because soooo jealous, that he started shaving all penguins legs and because their hair was meant to keep them warm, the penguins became really really cold, thus their legs shrank. So basically, penguins have knees.

do you believe me now? yes? no?
if not youre a fool. if you do not wish to part take in graceses journey to fame then so be it. you can step away but please do not try to stop her. because intelligence is a gift. a gift which grace is now willing to share. from today. the whole world is gonna be different. elderly people need not be called old anymore. young people will still be called young.
non-believers like BeAtRIce ChUa(grace i hope you know who im talking about) please do not try and bring grace. if you do im sorry but i will throw jelly on you.